Wimbledon Day 1
Laura Robson 15 years old takes a set off a former top 10 ranked girl but then loses 2-1. Fair play to her especially as she is yet to fully evolve. No not physically or mentally but vocally. She has not even taken GCSE grunting yet as there was not a whimper in sight or rather in ear. Perhaps Robson needs to hang out in places such as Croydon in order to fast track her grunting skills. Sharapova is currently on court and it is as though Peter North is umpiring and making her inspect his hawk eye at every opportunity. I mean seriously genocide would be quieter than this.
Yesterday was the Twenty20 cricket final. I looked on from various quarters of the ground as Pakistan dominated. In the last few overs it became apparent that Pakistan were going to defeat Sri Lanka. You could see the police relaxing with every run that Pakistan knocked off. However the announcements kept coming that any invasion of the pitch would result in arrest and a heavy fine… Despite this you knew some people were going to try… sure enough when victory was confirmed 2 people jumped the knee high fence only to get taken down before they reached the boundary not 3 meters away. So for a 3 meter run followed by getting to second base with 5 police officers and a large fine and criminal record one must ask: was it worth it?!!
Now then my two Pakistani friends let me educate you…. I advise that next time you do it naked then at least you will get to third base…
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